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December 13, 2007

Oye Ganpat Chal Daru la Rap Lyrics Remix version

 ShootOut At LokhandWala

 I never noticed the remix version of Ganpat Daru la..Its a grt compliation…and the lyrics are amazing wid a new touch of chicky..raunchy dialogues…I never believed that MIKA was behind this song and lyrics..

Dont miss this song…and better check out the lyrics..its awesomeee…especially the background score when dialogues are deilvered..

 DOWNLOAD THIS SONG

Welcome to Wadwani’s constructions…
Yourself name pls..
Mayaaaaaaa
Breaking news main…aaj maya Dolas gang ne wadwani builder to agva kar liya..
Maine meeta mattu mumbai se..
(Diya mirza..heheee..wat a name!!)

Phone ringing..

Hello Bua..Main phattu..
Bhai bola tapkane ka nahi..
yeee.. Bhai ko bol sankai khopdi ko samjhane ka nahi..sala

Phone ringing..yeh number waist hain…thodi der baad dial kare..
Ringing ..Hello Tupling ..main chikna..yeh RC kidar hai re..
aree uski maa ki sala
“Daru zidar RC udhar”..”Daru zidar RC udhar..”
Phone ringing..
hey maya dolas hai nam hain na tera..main saudh ,kya chata hai re?
Mumbaiiiiii….

In the Mumbaii, all over Indiahaa,
we are the bhaiiis, we are the bhaiiiis

In the Mumbaii, all over Indiahaa,
we are the bhaiiis, we are the bhaiiiis

Aye ganpat chal daroo laa,
aye ganpat chal daroo laa
Ice chala soda kam thoda pani mila,
ice chala soda kam thoda pani mila
Thoda table wable saaf karrr de na yaar,
thoda table wable saaf karrr de na yaar
Aye ganpatt, ganpat, Aye ganpatt ganpat, woooo

tring tring..

Hello Maya bhai main saudh bol raha hoon bhai..
salam alekum saudh bhai , kaise phone kiya?
Salam..Bhai..yeh chota sajan ke log muje bahut dhoond rahe hain..
main bahut paresan ho gayela bhai..mereko dhundte rehte hai bhai..bhai kuch karoo..bhai..kuch
Saudh bhai aap phone karo..main abhi chota sajan se baaat karta hoon ..apna chota bhai hai
aap jaisa bolenge waise ho jaega..khuda hafiz..
ringing again….

Hello chota Sajan , bhai main maya bol raha hoon, Namaskar..
are maya ji namaskar namsakar..kaise yaaad kiya?
Bas bhai aapse chota sa kaam tha..abhi phone aaya tha saudh bhai ka, pakistan se..

Dekho muje koi lafda nahi chaiye tum dono ganga ka india main..
jo bhi karna hain plsss desh ke bahar karo..
thik hain maya jo tu kehta hain waise he hoga..
NAMASKARRRR..

Bhai hoon mein, bhai, tu fikar na kar,
uski maa ki, uski bhen ki, jo dekhe idhar
apun ko bata de kabhi howe fantar,
sabki fattti apne naamse apun jaye jidhar
thoda coke shok to apun ke dost ko de na yaar,
thoda coke shok to apun ke dost ko de na yaar
Aye ganpatt, ganpat, aye ganpat CHAL, daroo laa..

ringing..
heeyey(Sharukh ‘s  Tuttering voice) maya bhai main farrook bol raha hooon farrook..
Ha bol farook bhai bol kya baat hain..(But its actually Vivek’s Stroy)

yeeehhh Kaish(Aishwarya) apne aap ko samajti kya hain?
shooting main muje Balwan(Salman Khan) ke phone aate hai..muje dukhi karta rehta hain..
Maya bhai ..pls thik karo usko..
Are farook..tu phone rakh yaar..Kaish apni muuuuaaahh bacchi hain..tu phone rakh main baat karta hoon..

ringing…again..

Helloji main Kaishwaryaji se baat kar sakta hoon?
who’s on the line?
Maya bol raha hoon..Maya ? who maya?(Karan Johar hehehe)
ayyee Pandu bhutiye..
Kaishwarya jiii Kaishwarya jiii apke liye kisi maya ji ka phone hain..
abhi aaya na sala line pe..salaaa nimbo…huhhelloo

Hellohuhhelloo maya..Hello kaish…this is the baap of hindi pop..
hiii mayaaa..how r u?
yayayaya baby yeh tera farook ke saath main kya lafda hain?nahi maya..
thik hain na baby..uski phati padti hai..yeyeyeyyeeee..sambhal na usko..
sambhal na usko..sambhal na apne bacche ko…i knw maya i knw..
Bye baby..love u..
bye maya love u…

Bipasha Mallika Priyanka ya ho Kaishvarya rai,
Jaye saali jaa ke jahan marzi maraye
yash chopra, subash ghai apni picture banaye
apun ko kya lena jaise taise paise kamaye
apun ko to chahiye din mein special chai
shaam ko daroo, raat ko ladki aurrr neend aa jaye.
Aye ganpatt, aye ganpat CHAL

ringing..

Maya !!dimag pe zyada zor mat dal..main DCP khan ..
bahut ho gaya tera game shame chal abhi band kar dukaan..
Do minute baat kiya to yeh mat samajna ki chod dunga main..
meri ganag main aaja khan full support dunga main..
Saale Bhadve ..2- 4 ko tapkake amitabh bacchan banta hain , chupppp
meri ek ek goli pe tera naam likha hain..

Tereko photo bheju apni …Chalega?
yehi nazar aaega last time tu jab marega..

Maya bhai zindabad..maya bhai zindabad..(chorus)

Congress samta party ya fir howe BJP
sabko sport(support) hoti only tere bhai kee
Koi sala faltoo bole to tapka dalta  mein
maar maar ke, maar maar ke, faaad dalata mein
Thoda murga-shurga murga-shurga de na yaar,
thoda murga-shurga murga-shurga de na yaar
Aye ganpatt, CHAL daroo laa,
aye ganpat, huh, challl darooo laa.

Comon comon and everybody,
comon comon and move your body,
comon comon and shake your body,
In the Mumbaii, all over Indiahaa,
we are the bhaiiis, we are the bhaiiiis

Comon comon and everybody,
comon comon and move your body,
comon comon and shake your body, yeahhh

In the Mumbaii, all over Indiahaa,
we are the bhaiiis, we are the bhaiiiis

Aye ganpatt, …. aye ganpat,….. aye ganpat
pannn ye ganpatt kaun hein…
 

November 15, 2007

Break Dance video

Filed under: Fun, Music — Tags: — nitin @ 4:47 am

 I loved the 2nd guy…he is superb… yo yo

October 22, 2007

Guilty Conscious

Filed under: celebrities, Eminem, Miscellaneous, Music, my views — Tags: , , , , — nitin @ 1:44 pm

YO YO…I like RAP music and am a fan of Eminem.

All you people out there thinking that Eminem only has bad words and cheap abuses ,violence in his songs,give a second thought, thats half truth.There are songs which talk about real people about his life and the way america is taking him.He is the one man army out there…to blow up whole america who bring disgrace to him.
His songs are too real…thats why i like RAP..or to be more precise only Eminem songs.Not bcos he is a White Rapper out there..but I really find difficult to understand the BLACK rappers..i like 50 cent thou..they slang heavily …

Whatever he says in his songs is so real & cool and thats the beauty of his songs..He can narrate a story ..incident or a tale or pull legs of stereotypist’s,hypocrist in his songs so easily and those are bang at target and to the point..i swearrr…

I recently heard his song GULITY CONSCIENCE. The song is about 3 characters who encounters Guilty Conscious in some terrible situations.Nice punch in music and cool videooooo…
Now the song is done by 2 great guns.

Eminem (Evil Think Tank of the character)
Dr DRE (Guilty conscious of the character)

(Dr DRE is the same guy who gave Eminem his first break in RAP…wanna hear Eminem’s part of story of his becoming RAPPER? Just listen to his “MockingBird” song)

I would like you to listen to this song and find the lyrics below..the Lyrics is so cool with right punch and humour.Dont misssss

LISTEN TO GULITY CONSCIENCE

or watch the video

“Guilty Conscience”
(feat. Dr. Dre)

[announcer]
Meet Eddie, twenty-three years old.
Fed up with life and the way things are going,
he decides to rob a liquor store.
(“I can’t take this no more, I can’t take it no more homes”)
But on his way in, he has a sudden change of heart.
And suddenly, his conscience comes into play…
(“Shit is mine, I gotta do this.. gotta do this”)

[Dr. Dre]
Alright, stop! (Huh?)
Now before you walk in the door of this liquor store
and try to get money out the drawer
You better think of the consequence (But who are you?)
I’m your motherfuckin conscience

[Eminem]
That’s nonsense!
Go in and gaffle the money and run to one of your aunt’s cribs
And borrow a damn dress, and one of her blonde wigs
Tell her you need a place to stay
You’ll be safe for days if you shave your legs with Renee’s razor blade

[Dr. Dre]
Yeah but if it all goes through like it’s supposed to
The whole neighborhood knows you and they’ll expose you
Think about it before you walk in the door first
Look at the store clerk, she’s older than George Burns

[Eminem]
Fuck that! Do that shit! Shoot that bitch!
Can you afford to blow this shit? Are you that rich?
Why you give a fuck if she dies? Are you that bitch?
Do you really think she gives a fuck if you have kids?

[Dr. Dre]
Man, don’t do it, it’s not worth it to risk it! (You’re right!)
Not over this shit (Stop!) Drop the biscuit (I will!)
Don’t even listen to Slim yo, he’s bad for you
(You know what Dre? I don’t like your attitude..)

[sound of static]

(“It’s alright c’mon, just come in here for a minute”)
(“Mmm, I don’t know!”)
(“Look baby..”)
(“Damn!”)
(“Yo, it’s gonna be alright, right?”)
(“Well OK..”)

[announcer]
Meet Stan, twenty-one years old. (“Give me a kiss!”)
After meeting a young girl at a rave party,
things start getting hot and heavy in an upstairs bedroom.
Once again, his conscience comes into play… (“Shit!”)

[Eminem]
Now listen to me, while you’re kissin her cheek
and smearin her lipstick, I slipped this in her drink
Now all you gotta do is nibble on this little bitch’s earlobe..
(Yo! This girl’s only fifteen years old
You shouldn’t take advantage of her, that’s not fair)
Yo, look at her bush.. does it got hair? (Uh huh!)
Fuck this bitch right here on the spot bare
Til she passes out and she forgot how she got there
(Man, ain’t you ever seen that one movie _Kids_?)
No, but I seen the porno with SunDoobiest!
(Shit, you wanna get hauled off to jail?)
Man fuck that, hit that shit raw dawg and bail..

[sound of static]
[pickup idling, radio playing]

[announcer]
Meet Grady, a twenty-nine year old construction worker.
After coming home from a hard day’s work,
he walks in the door of his trailer park home
to find his wife in bed with another man.
(“WHAT THE FUCK?!?!”)
(“Grady!!”)

[Dr. Dre]
Alright calm down, relax, start breathin..

[Eminem]
Fuck that shit, you just caught this bitch cheatin
While you at work she’s with some dude tryin to get off?!
FUCK slittin her throat, CUT THIS BITCH’S HEAD OFF!!!

[Dr. Dre]
Wait! What if there’s an explanation for this shit?
(What? She tripped? Fell? Landed on his dick?!)
Alright Shady, maybe he’s right Grady
But think about the baby before you get all crazy

[Eminem]
Okay! Thought about it, still wanna stab her?
Grab her by the throat, get your daughter and kidnap her?
That’s what I did, be smart, don’t be a retard
You gonna take advice from somebody who slapped DEE BARNES??!

[Dr. Dre]
What’chu say? (What’s wrong? Didn’t think I’d remember?)
I’ma kill you motherfucker!

[Eminem]
Uhhh-aahh! Temper temper!
Mr. Dre? Mr. N.W.A.?
Mr. AK comin’ straight outta Compton y’all better make way?
How in the fuck you gonna tell this man not to be violent?

[Dr. Dre]
Cause he don’t need to go the same route that I went
Been there, done that.. aw fuck it…
What am I sayin? Shoot em both Grady, where’s your gun at?

[gun fires, is cocked, and re-fired]
Having read the lyrics and heard songs…which part did u find most interesting and funny…
Well the last story about Grady is really touching  😉 with a funny note..Finally Grady kill’s them both bcos both his
conscious(Dr DRE) and eminem finalise on shooting his wife…

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July 11, 2007

Aatif Aslam is “THE MAN”

Filed under: Music, my views, Rock — nitin @ 1:31 pm

    aatif aslam

Intro

DJ: WBCN who’s this?

Nitin: Hey this is Nitin (this is Nitin this is)

DJ: Now uh who’s your favorite artist, who

do you want to hear?

Nitin: Well m my favorite artist right now is

Aatif Aslam, that guy kicks ass.

DJ: How tremendous is Aatif Aslam?

Nitin: The band of the 07’s, if you want to call

it a band because it’s a one man name.

DJ: Wow…Aatif, and you want to hear that

new aaaatif song?

Nitin: Absolutely.

DJ: Which one?

Nitin: Doorieeee Doorie …..

DJ: Sing it, I don’t know which one.

Nitin: Doorieeee Doorieeeeee  ,sahi jaye naaaaa aaahh
sahi jaye naaaaa.

Those who must have heard “The Funk soul brother ” by FatboySlim wud laugh at me(they will understand the relation to the  above conversation which plays at the end of this song)..But yeah..this one is a real dude..and so am I..  🙂

Some singers come in, glow dazzle and disappear. Others get complacent, stagnate vocally and go into professional avroha. Finally there are those for whom evolution is a continuous process, like Atif Aslam, the latest singing sensation from Pakistan.
Just listen to his songs and u will  knw that this guy has a fantastic voice,his voice will experience us pain,grief and nirvana.He is exceptionlly talented and what more to say..his songs speaks for himselfvery LOUD and CLEAR .

In a short span he has stormed into Hindi film industry with three super duper hits

  • Woh Lamhe…… song in Zeher
  • Aadat… in Kalyug and
  • Tere Bin…. in Bas Ek Pal

When Kalyug’s music got released ,I was in Nagpur ,my home town.Whereever i went like in bday’s party,social party,bar,wedding and even funeral ;his number “Ab to Adat se hai mujko” was being played back to back…certainly a big hit and so was TereBin..mindblowing again.

His Album Doorie is exceptional….

Usually when ever a pop solo singer releases his album,there wud be 1 or max 2 hits.But this guy has all hits numbers under his belt as far as Doorie is concerned.(KK’s PAL was also my favourite as i liked other tracks of his album, but the ppl dumped them except for PAL and YAARO DOSTI).

Heard of the song “Ham kis gali ja rahe hai“?To dare sing the song in that  voice and still make it rocking to hear is a big achievement.The rock genre feel which I get by his shouting,crying and guitar makes me relate to him and his songs much more easily than by any other(hindi song) singer.

His melody is sharp,soothing and crisp to its place and the guitar is perfect for the tune(like the one in “Main ek Fard hoon-Doorie“).He is definietly a “Lambi race ka ghoda” (winner in a long race).

I hope he keeps on giving such rocking hits one after the other..
Finally, he is  “THE MAN” and i am “HIS FAN” 😉 .

June 26, 2007

American Idol / Indian Idol and Bloody SMS Voting

Filed under: celebrities, India, Music, my views, Politics — nitin @ 8:49 am

SMS,
A very handy way to communicate cheaply thru cell phones.But no one ever thought that one day it wud decide the fate of some singer to be an American Idol or an Indian idol.Recently SMSvoting/web voting is being used to list the top Seven Wonders of the World)

So what u think..does it really look that simple to you..Not to me ..I just cant digest so many things which bother me when lot of money ,TRP gets involved in this voting Concept.

1)First point: Judging by ppl vote is not a very good option when it comes to certain competition’s.(why don’t we have voting system for picking up the best architect,best surgeon..)Then why in case of singing we leave it for the ppl to decide? is music so easy to understand…?then why do we need judges(3 monkeys)?
To justify i wud say..that the SMS voting system itself is flawed.Take a case where a contestant if gets 100 votes wins a show.If 95 persons vote for him u dont think that he will be the winner..bcos some 5 guys have more money to spend and they can easily send 200 smse’s within hrs to make the other guy win.Wat the bleep!!!

2) Why TV channels host such shows…i think they somehow play us emotionally and earn a Big Buck out of it..

Consider a scenario..
There are 5 contenders..you like a guy who comes from a small town..u sympathize with him ,even he sings well…now the host will say..

“If u want “Mr X” to remain in the show pls vote for him”…Now u will definetly vote for him..not bcos he’s the perfect singer(u are not a judge who knws each and every note and the technical details of voice ,pitch ,high ,low)but bcos u like him .and its your choice.you got bonded wid him from day one…The TV channel’s  is showing something which doesn’t bother them..The channel’s is least bothered to pick the Best singer for the country….its ok for them if the public makes some one the Winner.The channel will place emotional scenes in the show to raise the TRP.The no. of votes which goes in crores..multiply with 5 rupees/SMS or 3 rupess/SMS is worth taking a note..(why not keep it free)

The Cell operator and the channel both are happy..
We being an emotional fool voted for some guy..he didn’t win…u voted..u got emotional…no one cared if he was worth a singer/winner..and the contestants are not shortlisted bcos of judge’s remarks/feedback..but by the no. of votes they receive.
your side of the argument “i listened to judge’s comment and then made my choice whom to Vote.”

Then my  friend why not ask the judges themselves to decide who shud win,why shud we vote?

Bcos they are the experts in the respective field ,they knws the pitch,soor ,tal etc minor things..so ideally speaking the voting gimmick is just for filling pockets,earnings for TV channels, cellular operator…

Its the channels show.Let them decide by their picked up judges,let them pick up the best in the country.let there be no voting..let it be based on pure MERIT and not on piggy smse’s.It wont happen…bcos then its not a buisness..

Just think u are getting entertained in the process but is it worth? bcos the motive is not just entertainment but only  the money..billions, i wud say..

3)Making money on exit polls or opinion polls.

who cares at the end of the day that how many persons think X or Y..if india has 1 crore population..assume(10 lac has mobile phn to vote).only 10 k have voted.Would u give credit to such an opinion poll? is this surely the voice of india? a Big No…”8888 pe sms kijiye”(smses on 8888) this is the funny line for any silly opinion poll on 24/7 news channels these days.Really pisses me off….

I even doubt the system which is not transparent either…the recent opinion polls abt UP elections show the biggest flaw in the opinion polls syndrome.The opinion was not taken at the grass root level..ppl from villages who actually voted…were never questioned..the result?

Mayawati’s (Bahujan samaj Party) won by the Majority,which is so shocking as the biggest state in india witnessed a single party victory..which the opinino poll never predicted.

I wud say ..vote where it really matter’s..like during the General Elections..not sitting in your couch by SMSing ….

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June 16, 2007

Eminem rocks..

Filed under: Miscellaneous, Music — nitin @ 8:47 pm

The song has a very true and touching lyrics..Check out for the ones who never understand “RAP” and think its a “CRAP”.

These ideas are nightmares to white parents
Whose worst fear is a child with dyed hair and who likes earrings
Like whatever they say has no bearing, it’s so scary in a house that allows
no swearing
To see him walking around with his headphones blaring
Alone in his own zone, cold and he don’t care
He’s a problem child
And what bothers him all comes out, when he talks about
His fuckin’ dad walkin’ out
Cause he just hates him so bad that he blocks him out
If he ever saw him again he’d probably knock him out
His thoughts are whacked, he’s mad so he’s talkin’ back
Talkin’ black, brainwashed from rock and rap
He sags his pants, do-rags and a stocking cap
His step-father hit him, so he socked him back, and broke his nose
His house is a broken home, there’s no control, he just let’s his emotions
go…

[Chorus]
{C’mon}, sing with me, {sing}, sing for the years
{Sing it}, sing for the laughter, sing for the tears, {c’mon)
Sing it with me, just for today, maybe tomorrow the good Lord will take you
away…

[Verse 2]
Entertainment is changin’, intertwinin’ with gangsta’s
In the land of the killers, a sinner’s mind is a sanctum
Holy or unholy, only have one homie
Only this gun, lonely cause don’t anyone know me
Yet everybody just feels like they can relate, I guess words are a
mothafucka they can be great
Or they can degrade, or even worse they can teach hate
It’s like these kids hang on every single statement we make
Like they worship us, plus all the stores ship us platinum
Now how the fuck did this metamorphosis happen
From standin’ on corners and porches just rappin’
To havin’ a fortune, no more kissin’ ass
But then these critics crucify you, journalists try to burn you
Fans turn on you, attorneys all want a turn at you
To get they hands on every dime you have, they want you to lose your mind
every time you mad
So they can try to make you out to look like a loose cannon
Any dispute won’t hesitate to produce handguns
That’s why these prosecutors wanna convict me, strictly just to get me off
of these streets quickly
But all they kids be listenin’ to me religiously, so i’m signin’ cd’s while
police fingerprint me
They’re for the judge’s daughter but his grudge is against me
If i’m such a fuckin’ menace, this shit doesn’t make sense Pete
It’s all political, if my music is literal, and i’m a criminal how the fuck
can I raise a little girl
I couldn’t, I wouldn’t be fit to, you’re full of shit too, Guerrera, that
was a fist that hit you…

[CHORUS]

[Verse 3]
They say music can alter moods and talk to you
Well can it load a gun up for you , and cock it too
Well if it can, then the next time you assault a dude
Just tell the judge it was my fault and i’ll get sued
See what these kids do is hear about us totin’ pistols
And they want to get one cause they think the shit’s cool
Not knowin’ we really just protectin’ ourselves, we entertainers
Of course the shit’s affectin’ our sales, you ignoramus
But music is reflection of self, we just explain it, and then we get our
checks in the mail
It’s fucked up ain’t it
How we can come from practically nothing to being able to have any fuckin’
thing that we wanted
That’s why we sing for these kids, who don’t have a thing
Except for a dream, and a fuckin’ rap magazine
Who post pin-up pictures on their walls all day long
Idolize they favorite rappers and know all they songs
Or for anyone who’s ever been through shit in their lives
Till they sit and they cry at night wishin’ they’d die
Till they throw on a rap record and they sit, and they vibe
We’re nothin’ to you but we’re the fuckin’ shit in they eyes
That’s why we seize the moment try to freeze it and own it, squeeze it and
hold it
Cause we consider these minutes golden
And maybe they’ll admit it when we’re gone
Just let our spirits live on, through our lyrics that you hear in our
songs and we can…

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