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December 13, 2007

Oye Ganpat Chal Daru la Rap Lyrics Remix version

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 I never noticed the remix version of Ganpat Daru la..Its a grt compliation…and the lyrics are amazing wid a new touch of chicky..raunchy dialogues…I never believed that MIKA was behind this song and lyrics..

Dont miss this song…and better check out the lyrics..its awesomeee…especially the background score when dialogues are deilvered..

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Welcome to Wadwani’s constructions…
Yourself name pls..
Mayaaaaaaa
Breaking news main…aaj maya Dolas gang ne wadwani builder to agva kar liya..
Maine meeta mattu mumbai se..
(Diya mirza..heheee..wat a name!!)

Phone ringing..

Hello Bua..Main phattu..
Bhai bola tapkane ka nahi..
yeee.. Bhai ko bol sankai khopdi ko samjhane ka nahi..sala

Phone ringing..yeh number waist hain…thodi der baad dial kare..
Ringing ..Hello Tupling ..main chikna..yeh RC kidar hai re..
aree uski maa ki sala
“Daru zidar RC udhar”..”Daru zidar RC udhar..”
Phone ringing..
hey maya dolas hai nam hain na tera..main saudh ,kya chata hai re?
Mumbaiiiiii….

In the Mumbaii, all over Indiahaa,
we are the bhaiiis, we are the bhaiiiis

In the Mumbaii, all over Indiahaa,
we are the bhaiiis, we are the bhaiiiis

Aye ganpat chal daroo laa,
aye ganpat chal daroo laa
Ice chala soda kam thoda pani mila,
ice chala soda kam thoda pani mila
Thoda table wable saaf karrr de na yaar,
thoda table wable saaf karrr de na yaar
Aye ganpatt, ganpat, Aye ganpatt ganpat, woooo

tring tring..

Hello Maya bhai main saudh bol raha hoon bhai..
salam alekum saudh bhai , kaise phone kiya?
Salam..Bhai..yeh chota sajan ke log muje bahut dhoond rahe hain..
main bahut paresan ho gayela bhai..mereko dhundte rehte hai bhai..bhai kuch karoo..bhai..kuch
Saudh bhai aap phone karo..main abhi chota sajan se baaat karta hoon ..apna chota bhai hai
aap jaisa bolenge waise ho jaega..khuda hafiz..
ringing again….

Hello chota Sajan , bhai main maya bol raha hoon, Namaskar..
are maya ji namaskar namsakar..kaise yaaad kiya?
Bas bhai aapse chota sa kaam tha..abhi phone aaya tha saudh bhai ka, pakistan se..

Dekho muje koi lafda nahi chaiye tum dono ganga ka india main..
jo bhi karna hain plsss desh ke bahar karo..
thik hain maya jo tu kehta hain waise he hoga..
NAMASKARRRR..

Bhai hoon mein, bhai, tu fikar na kar,
uski maa ki, uski bhen ki, jo dekhe idhar
apun ko bata de kabhi howe fantar,
sabki fattti apne naamse apun jaye jidhar
thoda coke shok to apun ke dost ko de na yaar,
thoda coke shok to apun ke dost ko de na yaar
Aye ganpatt, ganpat, aye ganpat CHAL, daroo laa..

ringing..
heeyey(Sharukh ‘s  Tuttering voice) maya bhai main farrook bol raha hooon farrook..
Ha bol farook bhai bol kya baat hain..(But its actually Vivek’s Stroy)

yeeehhh Kaish(Aishwarya) apne aap ko samajti kya hain?
shooting main muje Balwan(Salman Khan) ke phone aate hai..muje dukhi karta rehta hain..
Maya bhai ..pls thik karo usko..
Are farook..tu phone rakh yaar..Kaish apni muuuuaaahh bacchi hain..tu phone rakh main baat karta hoon..

ringing…again..

Helloji main Kaishwaryaji se baat kar sakta hoon?
who’s on the line?
Maya bol raha hoon..Maya ? who maya?(Karan Johar hehehe)
ayyee Pandu bhutiye..
Kaishwarya jiii Kaishwarya jiii apke liye kisi maya ji ka phone hain..
abhi aaya na sala line pe..salaaa nimbo…huhhelloo

Hellohuhhelloo maya..Hello kaish…this is the baap of hindi pop..
hiii mayaaa..how r u?
yayayaya baby yeh tera farook ke saath main kya lafda hain?nahi maya..
thik hain na baby..uski phati padti hai..yeyeyeyyeeee..sambhal na usko..
sambhal na usko..sambhal na apne bacche ko…i knw maya i knw..
Bye baby..love u..
bye maya love u…

Bipasha Mallika Priyanka ya ho Kaishvarya rai,
Jaye saali jaa ke jahan marzi maraye
yash chopra, subash ghai apni picture banaye
apun ko kya lena jaise taise paise kamaye
apun ko to chahiye din mein special chai
shaam ko daroo, raat ko ladki aurrr neend aa jaye.
Aye ganpatt, aye ganpat CHAL

ringing..

Maya !!dimag pe zyada zor mat dal..main DCP khan ..
bahut ho gaya tera game shame chal abhi band kar dukaan..
Do minute baat kiya to yeh mat samajna ki chod dunga main..
meri ganag main aaja khan full support dunga main..
Saale Bhadve ..2- 4 ko tapkake amitabh bacchan banta hain , chupppp
meri ek ek goli pe tera naam likha hain..

Tereko photo bheju apni …Chalega?
yehi nazar aaega last time tu jab marega..

Maya bhai zindabad..maya bhai zindabad..(chorus)

Congress samta party ya fir howe BJP
sabko sport(support) hoti only tere bhai kee
Koi sala faltoo bole to tapka dalta  mein
maar maar ke, maar maar ke, faaad dalata mein
Thoda murga-shurga murga-shurga de na yaar,
thoda murga-shurga murga-shurga de na yaar
Aye ganpatt, CHAL daroo laa,
aye ganpat, huh, challl darooo laa.

Comon comon and everybody,
comon comon and move your body,
comon comon and shake your body,
In the Mumbaii, all over Indiahaa,
we are the bhaiiis, we are the bhaiiiis

Comon comon and everybody,
comon comon and move your body,
comon comon and shake your body, yeahhh

In the Mumbaii, all over Indiahaa,
we are the bhaiiis, we are the bhaiiiis

Aye ganpatt, …. aye ganpat,….. aye ganpat
pannn ye ganpatt kaun hein…
 

November 9, 2007

JAB WE MET – Tab I Cry

Filed under: India, movies, my views — Tags: , , , — nitin @ 9:23 am

Jab we Cry
It gives me immense pleasure to share my views or rather frustation after watching “JAB WE MEET” movie…
Third class movie hain…I swear..cant say mat dekho..bcos sabne dekhi hogi..

Iss movie ko 4 kya ,main to ek rating bhi nahi dunga…

I literally wasted my 3hrs + brks in between for brushing my teeth..taking bath..break fast.. on a Diwali day…
wat is so wrong wid everyone? wat’s so grt about this movie?

There’s no grt emotional scene..no rosy romantic moments..no fights..no big drama.It doesn’t has anything to offer…its just like any other obvious love-story..

One Rich boy and One hyper active girl..meet…they travel 2gether(PYAR TO HONA HE THA starring Ajay devgan& kajol)..end main love traingle..(KUCH KUCH HOTA HAIN..) yaad nahi hain kya public ko?

And again the craze with a punjabi family..and their weddings.

In Bollywood , Directors/Producers/writers (are in love wid punjabis) can only think of a plot wid Punjabi family style..Every movie  is composed of only Punjabi Family..with great grandparents, and a big joint family.All healthy ,wealthy and big hearted….Is it that only punjabi families has all fun and grt marriages?

There’s no identity to Indian family on screen  apart from giving a punjabi look and their traditional and super duper fatty marriages..?Or is this just to WOO the NRI’s in the west..Their’s a big market overseas mind you..

Karan johar ke sade hue movies waha pe kafi chalte hain..bcos woh NRI’s ko emotionally leta hain..by giving them memories about the sweet punjab and their traditions..

I accept that punjabis are really different and they have  great culture.. NO DOUBT .But viewing the same stuffs like punjabi dances & marriages in every movie by karan Johar..and other’s are making me feel all such film monotonous widout any creativity…

Lets come to the movie..The character played by Kareena can never be related wid real-life..Extra extrovert, still traditional and ready to fix up and run after an unknown stranger… ,blabbering her autobiography , kissing, hugging all free of cost..widout any efforts being put by Shahid to woo her.. are Bhatinda girls really so crazy that they hook up wid any stranger  in real life..(sorry am getting carried away)..
Finally the plot of the two meeting up was totally undigestable.

This movie was just some ordinary love story or a bhelpuri of all other love-stories ; which we have seen 300 times…
The story is so obvious ;If she loves another guy…The third guy  will  make appearance after interval..(same thing happened wid salman..in KKHH)..then love triangle..and then the dilemma to go  with which boyfriend.idhar -udhar and finally landing up wid the hero(Shahid)…wat the crap..

The only thing i liked is Kareena Kapoor and her Patiala..she looks grt.. 🙂

It’s sad that even critics have given this movie **** .or I am the only Sucker who didn’t like this movie even for a free download…???

October 26, 2007

Break up ke side effects ……..

Filed under: celebrities, India, movies, My Experience — Tags: , , , — nitin @ 4:08 pm

Aaj ghar pe kuch kaam Dhanda nahi tha…i saw some Eng movies..then took a brk…found PKSE CD lying in a dusted condition…wiped it carefully..and there it goes in my DVD ROM..(i had only 2nd part…1st part CD is broken in two symmetric pieces….)

I love this movie so much.For me ,its  the craziest and most special movie  ..its an ever green movie;more evergreen than Dev-Anand Saheb..no matter how many times I watch it..i still feels the freshness of the dialogues .. am not going to give a lecture/review…I only remember few  break up ke side effects..and wanna share wid you(they are so damn cool)…
And who say’s Mallika only has figure…I think she’s better than most of the Hindi heroines out there….fatka hai woh…!!!


Breakup Ke Side effect no.1
AApko bahut rona padega…ya jitna rooenge utna breakup se bahar aaenge..i knw hame rona nahi aata…but then..we have to listen to sad songs…

Breakup Ka Side effect no.2
Ex girlfriend ko bhulne ke liye bhaut sari shopping karni hogi..it really helps..maine 15 hazar ki ghadi lee hai aur 25 hazar ke speaker’s…Offcourse on installments..but i feel AWESOME!!!

Breakup Ka  Side effect no.3
Brkup ke baad aap har raat apne dosto ke saath ..ghumne, peene aur party karne jaaoge…as for me, Freedom!!!!…AM BACK

Breakup Ka Side effect no.4
AApko suddenyl doosri ladkiyo main zaada interest aane lagega..and why not ?Loha he Lohe ko kaata hain.. hehehe

Breakup Ka Side effect no.5
AApko sari anniversaries yaad rehti hai..
Rahul“AAj trish ka bday hain aur muje pehle baar yaad hain.”

I really like how the movie shapes with some short scenes revolving arnd the side effects.. whenever their’s a mention of CoFFee  in offcie..i dig out the scene from PKSE..and we have a good laugh…(Coffee with Baby Girl vol. 3)

Also my hatsoff to Nanu(Ranvir Sheorey) he was a total freak man…(the dance in the pub…”we are the robots”) I have such crazy friends..but to see someone on the screen like him….thats good cinema…he’s totally different from the typical comedians in Hindi movies..

All in all a must watch for those who must have missed this one..some ppl like me watch it the 9th time.widout getting bored.It gets more happening everytime…yaaaahhooo

Pyar Ke Side Effects’ is directed by Saket Chaudhary.Where is he?? we need him for more such flicks ….

July 1, 2007

DIE HARD 4

Filed under: celebrities, movies, My Experience — nitin @ 10:38 am

DIE HARD 4

It was saturday morning.I felt like someone else.I tried to be normal..so i thought why not go for a
movie.3 movies where in the list to watch at INOX pune.

1)Awarapan   (starring Imran Hasmi serial kisser… )
2)Apne             (Family drama by the DEOL’s  – staying away from such stuffs   for  long time) 
3)DIE HARD 4 (well…excited to watch this one)

There was no doubt that DIE HARD was to be my pic for the day.
I had heard from my friend abt DIE HARD.He had praised like hell abt it.
I thought will give it a shot.And i gave.

The movie:

This post doesn’t hold a credit for a review.Bcos its not a review;simple .Am not qualified to shoot reviews and think i shuld not snatch the bread ,butter of the Critics HA HA

I will tell you bit abt the story line and how the movie goes altogether.The movie stars Bruce Willis and rest of the guys(some 3 -4 characters), i don’t remember there
names.

Bruce (John Mclane )is NYPD officer divorced,having a spoiled brat (she’s looking good thou).She hates her father and obviously he loves her a lot.Some Computer Hackers(cyber terrorist) tries to threat Americans by takes down all the computer
controlled systems like the power,signals,bank accounts,sensitive data,National security down.

Justin Long(Matt Farrell) a hacker, unknowingly is working for the terrorits but goes on to risk his own life in the process.Matt Farrell is the only guy who knws and can reveal abt their dangerous operations and help.They send mens to get MATT killed but Bruce comes like an angel to save his life everytime.

Together(Bruce and MATT) they try to figure out who is the mastermind behind all the mishap.The offical FBI team look’s foolish.They just keep chatting on phn’s whereas all the important work to crack down the terrorist is caried out by Bruce and MATT.

There are  some JAW DROPPING action scenes,some humour and little bit of emotion as well.The chasing of Bruce’s truck by F35  is really cool .Also the Dashing of the cars under the Subway is really nail biting experience.
As i haven’t seen the earlier sequels i cant compare the current stuff to the earlier ones.
All and all a good Action movie to watch with you friends.

My rating: * * * 1/2(dont laugh….)

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June 22, 2007

Shivaji “A watching Experience”

Filed under: celebrities, movies, My Experience, my views — nitin @ 6:45 am

Hey folks,

Just saw the buzzing movie from the south “Sivaji”.The superstar named RajniKanth is like god to many fans in the south.I will share my experience abt watching the movie.

It was 9:30 pm show.I booked the ticket early to steal the premier show as it was bound to be houseful.NO No..m not watching the movie in some southern state..its pune Inox.To be surprised the ticket was exhorbitantly charged Rs 190 per ticket.This is called real money made by absolute demand.”If u want to watch just pay else dont watch”.well i succumbed to this ..i never watched a indian movie by paying so heftly.But then the media,newspaper had made such a big hoopla ,hype that even i cudn’t resist it.

The theatre scene:
The pune public is usually calm,not hyper like mumbai..as the ppl gets in to the screen they calmly occupy there seats wait for some advertisment ,have popcorns and get seated.But the scene was haywire at INOX pune.The excitment was highlighted when our southie fans made slogans similar to “jay rajni”, half of the things i didn’t understood as “i am not a south Indian”.

The screen was showing some ads like”please switch off the cell phone”.Look at the impatient excitent.. someone started whistling..they thought Rajni is making the request…Then wat, ..the screen was turned in to a whistle ground…too many wishtle even before the movie started.There was a large group may be 20 odd…who were  making there presence felt.(will tell later wat they did..)

Finally the movie started…Up goes the crowd..I experienced that i am in a cricket stadium and sachin has came on the pitch after ganguly ‘s depature..such was the welcome to Rajni on his entry.

Now the superstar famous for his contagious moves ,styles made me wonder how on earth he could think such stunts or styles..Cheers Rajni…i definetly liked u r style…

Abt the grp..each time rajni spoke his punch lines..there was some loudest voices ,cheers,slogans similar to the roars warrior’s makes on the battlefield.(Braveheart style,300)

About the movie..I won’t comment much..but i can say..its not that exceptional movie..the story seems obvious,have u watched “NAYAK”..???same stuff dudes .One guy trying to change the system.The actress was too hot.She shud be…she’s starring against Rajniafter all.But It was rajni who pulled the crowd..it was him not the story,the music director,the “best director” who made me  to buy the ticket.

Am really surprised to see   “Rajni” as a god like icon..having a mass crazy fan following even in a city like pune.The likes of Amitabh ,shahrukh cud never ever match him.After all he  is “THE BOSS“.

And the most Strange part:Rajni looked like he is at his 30’s .Don’t believe me ..see below.

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