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February 7, 2008

Misconceptions of Guys about Girls….

Filed under: Fun, India, jokes, my views — Tags: — nitin @ 1:57 pm

This stuff is a tribute to all single boys and gals who have been involved in the vicious circle of “Friendship”. One will get a better idea about gals and their behaviour to their male pals..(Its 100% truth – ISO20000 certified)

(Its from my archive mails…. )

Misconceptions:

Girls’ relationship with guys is a bigger mystery than girls themselves.It’s not just about boyfriends, we’re talking about guy friends that gals have.

Do you have a gal who is just a friend? Are confused why the frequency of calls increases as exams loom closer? Or why she always hangs around with the moron who isn’t fit to wear Jeetendra’s white shoes? Here’s a ready reckoner for you:

Just a friend

Well, you are like a show piece in my house. I will call you whenever I need you. If you call me home the chances are 9 out of 10 times she might say, “Oh Rahul, I am going out can you call me after 2 days??”

Rahul: “Where are you going Shilpa??”

Shilpa: “None of your business” and bangs the phone.(Useless fellow.Hmmph!).

Good Friend

You are like a TV remote control. I need you and I know that. But I try using you when I really need you.

Rahul calls: “Hi Shilpa”,

Shilpa: “Hi Rahul. I am going out with family I will call you back. Bye”

(Shilpa calls back after two days)

Shilpa: “What do you want Rahul? Why did you call that day?”.

Rahul: “Generally”.

Shilpa: “Oh ok. I got to go out. Will call you later. Bye.”

Will call when she needs lecture notes or some concert tickets.

Very good friend

Well you are like the pressure cooker safety value for the girl.

She will need you when she wants to bring out her pain or anger on someone.

Basically, she wants to talk to you. And you are special to her.

Shilpa: “You know Rahul, Shekhar is not eating. He doesn’t sleep and is not able to concentrate on his studies. I think he doesn’t like me anymore.

And yesterday I saw him with another girl”.

Rahul: “Who is Shekhar??”

Shilpa : “My boyfriend.”

Rahul: Oh! ok. 😦

Best Friend

You are like the auto rickshaw driver. She can’t live without you.

And don’t be mistaken. You are not her boyfriend. But you are allowed to take her little doggie around the park so that he (not you!) can have fun .

Rahul Shopping. Rahul Movie. Rahul Coffee. Rahul,you pay. I am having fun.

Rahul is now sure that he should go ahead and propose. He dares.

Shilpa: “But I thought we were just friends.

We should remain friends

Rahul. Plus, I have a boy friend you know that.”

Rahul: What?? (Rahul drinks all night).

Best of the Bestest Friends

Ok now you are really special. You are

dad-cum-boyfriend-cum-brother-cum-everything.

Ultimately you are the darling servant of the girl. You take her around.You make her project.

You do her assignments. You are allowed to take her doggie around. You can hold hands on the beach.

You can see the sun set with her (because she wants to do everything she drags you along). But but but… don’t be mistaken. She has a boyfriend who works for a huge software company and earns 3 times the salary you earn and has a flat in PoesGardenor Boat Club or Hiranandani area.

Shilpa: “Hi Rahul. I am getting engaged to Shekhar.

Shekhar this is Rahul,he is my bestest friend”.

Rahul: Hi Shekhar . (Hand shake. Shekhar breaks Rahul’s wrist).

Rahul is now heart broken and wrist broken.

Boyfriend

Uh… No comments dude. You’re already Gone

For all Rahul type guys… Make sure that you tell Shilpa about Mamta. And about Maya… and about Tina also…

This will open Shilpa’s eyes!!!!

30 Comments »

  1. Now I know… U r a showpiece, a remote control, a pressure cooker safety valve, an autorickshaw driver, dad-cum-boyfriend-cum-brother-cum-everything to many gals…PHEWWWWWWW
    I can see it!! I can see it!!!

    Comment by Sam — February 7, 2008 @ 9:27 pm

  2. well, if u must know, I fell into the “best of the bestest friends” catagory. πŸ™‚

    I just have a couple of things to say. First, I am pretty sure the same expectation-circle happens (may be not the dog-walk or certain other things that happen almost always with girls). Incidents may be different, but asking one another for help is what friends are for.. sharing, caring bla bla…

    What I think the base of the issue is that, girls are not egoistic in asking you for help. While you feel proud in complying her requests with the purpose of elevating the opinions abt you in her mind… you brood over that failure by forming opinions abt them… (you -> in general). At least that was the case for me… long back.. when there was ignorance and lack of experience.

    You might ask your guy-friends for help with ease…

    Secondly, there are classes of women who prey on these men, utilize and utilize, and sadly, those men are the ones who never learn πŸ˜€ this dumbness a curse that comes to us naturally without any effort! lolz

    Comment by arun — February 8, 2008 @ 9:12 am

  3. Dude..
    Firstly..I had a good experience of being 50% best friend and 50% best of best friend.The only thing I was lacking was understanding gals and their wants.At this point of time I understand gals much better..or you can say..exceptionally well.
    I have learned the hardway thou.

    There are different kind of gals.All with a pinch or bucket of above masala.Some truely different and gems other’s typical girlish by nature and easily to be fooled kind too.But again…there are bunch of extra smart gals who like to juice out you like a sugarcane.I have friends who were used like sugarcane and thrown without a single drop of juice in them.

    And as you said “those men are the ones who never learn this dumbness ” thats a fact.I wish i had someone to guide me during my innocent days.Learning it hardway is good..but we certainly miss those opportunities of the past. πŸ™‚

    Comment by nitin — February 8, 2008 @ 12:21 pm

  4. learning thro’ mistakes is always better than preening over the fact “i am gifted”. you would be more matured and can explain it better to others… I am glad you are no more a victim =) and I hope I am member of that club πŸ˜†

    — arun.

    Comment by arun — February 8, 2008 @ 1:10 pm

  5. @Nuts n Run…

    I dont understand gals either!!!! No matter how much i try!!!!!

    Comment by Sam — February 8, 2008 @ 1:20 pm

  6. arun

    when i say “I have learned the hardway”.. It means I was a victim πŸ™‚ … But to be very precise, i was partly a victim , as i was not used like a sugarcane..but at the sametime I was kept at bay on many occassion.
    I think that girl was clever ….

    Hey sam..
    Better start understanding them, finally you have to face u r mother-in-law and sister-in-law. πŸ˜‰
    Come to me for any wise advice.

    Comment by nitin — February 8, 2008 @ 1:47 pm

  7. “Better start understanding them, finally you have to face u r mother-in-law and sister-in-law”

    hahahaaa

    Comment by arun — February 8, 2008 @ 2:14 pm

  8. My mother in law is a cool woman!!! n i get along with her in an amazing way!!!! Much to my hubby’s pleasure n happiness!!!!!

    Comment by Sam — February 8, 2008 @ 7:28 pm

  9. No comments on your MOTHA-IN-LA.Amazing sense hmmmm… πŸ˜‰
    But you got to raise a child dear..wat if she’s a baby gal? πŸ˜†

    Comment by nitin — February 8, 2008 @ 9:32 pm

  10. I’ll come to the LADIES-MAN aka Nitin for some pearls of wisdom… Happy??

    Comment by Sam — February 8, 2008 @ 11:04 pm

  11. No No..
    I don’t give advise to married men πŸ˜† … its only for teenagers.
    LADIES-MAN… ?? kindly explain?

    Comment by nitin — February 9, 2008 @ 12:11 am

  12. Explanation? Refer my first comment to this post… hehehe!

    Comment by Sam — February 9, 2008 @ 9:24 am

  13. and are u a shankar avtaar to see thru u r 3rd eye??

    Comment by nitin — February 9, 2008 @ 2:49 pm

  14. nobody understands girls..they are the most ancient mystry in the world..
    saw u guys discussing abt understanding them ,.. enlighten me if u ever understand them fully… cuz most of the time we thing we are understanding them that itself is a misunderstanding πŸ˜›
    the post was funny… i have read it before somewhere but worth reading again… my eyes are open yet agian πŸ˜›

    Comment by arvind — February 10, 2008 @ 12:10 pm

  15. ignorance is bliss… i wud rather remain sane than going mad in understanding the complex invention πŸ˜† (JK)

    Comment by arun — February 10, 2008 @ 12:31 pm

  16. @arvind & arun

    Dudes.. Lets not put your weapons down and go with the old age saga of taking girls as unsolvable mysteries… I took inspirations from my friend who has 3 – 4 easy steps to win any gal…See..you should have it in you.Adding gals to fan list is pretty easy and requires skills.Those who never understand the chemistry play blame game.

    Another point.. The probability of understanding them is 90% if you had/have a girlfriend …don’t misunderstand it as Best-of-the-best friend.Only a boyfriend has all the credentials to login in to a girls heart&mind to download all mysterical facts,figures and logical reasoning of the way she behaves .

    Disclaimer: Am not a love guru :-).. but i knw things are not that difficult as it seems on the surface.

    Comment by nitin — February 10, 2008 @ 12:45 pm

  17. let me tell u one thing clearly for u and ur friend..
    winning a girl is not difficult ,….. being urself is important ..and girls tend to ignore those who are genuinely true.,those girls can’t really trustworthy .. bring em a guy who tries to flaunt and girls go flat over them…. of course exceptions are there..and i have nothing against those girls πŸ™‚

    but may be u really understood girls . :).i cant comment on that ..i guess u are fortunate enough to come across a rare type of such mysterious inventions as arun said …

    Comment by arvind — February 10, 2008 @ 4:46 pm

  18. Being your self is the prime and the most imp thing in any relationship.. Good girls don’t like guys who flaunts rather a dumb gal would fall prey to such acts.They rather prefer guys wid brains and humour. you just need to be smart enough to turn her on.
    After all there should be something in you which is not common among other’s..
    Money does act as catalyst but its certainly not the deciding factor..one can even do away wid that..

    Comment by nitin — February 10, 2008 @ 11:36 pm

  19. is your GF reading this? πŸ˜†

    Comment by arun — February 11, 2008 @ 4:01 am

  20. thats what i am talking abt… its being urself.. its more important what u think abt urself first..
    but it hard to say fact is many girls (u call them dumb or whatever ) do fall for for such guys who are inside something and outside something and ultimately they
    money does become a deciding factor at the later stage… no one can deny that,, ..not even girls ….
    when its about continuing the commitment financial status of the do come into picture….
    how many relationships continue long ????
    very less … y ?? because of misunderstanding ..
    you are viewing in ur perspective.. i am viewing in a much more wider angle ..

    Comment by arvind — February 11, 2008 @ 5:55 am

  21. well wats am talking about is pre – commitment..
    later..its the choice and compatibilty thats matter.

    Comment by nitin — February 13, 2008 @ 3:11 pm

  22. do u mean just friends . . or a stage thats moving into the commitment stage..

    Comment by arvind — February 13, 2008 @ 6:57 pm

  23. Loved the post man… I’ve read it in some email forward earlier. Well, not sure which category I fall in, will have to think over it now πŸ˜‰

    Comment by Aalok — February 15, 2008 @ 12:43 pm

  24. am sure u have girls as friends ,then find your category soon before its too late. πŸ™‚
    and the pls link your comment’s to your blog.
    right now its pointing to http://aalok.pandit.googlepages.com/

    Comment by nitin — February 15, 2008 @ 12:57 pm

  25. well, that’s my homepage, changed the link to my blog now πŸ™‚

    Comment by Aalok — February 18, 2008 @ 3:49 pm

  26. wah wah!

    Comment by Amit — February 27, 2008 @ 11:22 am

  27. :)) haah haah man.. great article…
    haven’t heard from you for a long time.. how r things?

    Comment by Ankur Aggarwal — May 4, 2008 @ 9:51 pm

  28. Dude.. am saat samundar paar..
    check my 3rd latest post for exact info about my hideout.And things are going fine..,thnks..
    Where were u hiding? πŸ™‚

    Comment by nitin — May 6, 2008 @ 8:52 pm

  29. cool man enjoy ur stay in USA when r u planning to return?
    i am in bangi on my way to lucknow…

    Comment by Ankur Aggarwal — May 7, 2008 @ 2:05 am

  30. ok this stupid page has made that stupid image of the black baby and white mother in the second place when you searchΒ‘ “white women” in google

    you fucking idiots stop making us look bad.
    we dont want blacks

    they are garbage for most of us

    you sicko black guys keep clicking that image…

    fuckk you all

    Comment by exxa — November 24, 2008 @ 2:22 pm


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