Oye Ganpat Chal Daru la Rap Lyrics Remix version

 

 I never noticed the remix version of Ganpat Daru la..Its a grt compliation…and the lyrics are amazing wid a new touch of chicky..raunchy dialogues…I never believed that MIKA was behind this song and lyrics..

Dont miss this song…and better check out the lyrics..its awesomeee…especially the background score when dialogues are deilvered..

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Welcome to Wadwani’s constructions…
Yourself name pls..
Mayaaaaaaa
Breaking news main…aaj maya Dolas gang ne wadwani builder to agva kar liya..
Maine meeta mattu mumbai se..(Diya mirza..heheee..wat a name!!)

Phone ringing..

Hello Bua..Main phattu..
Bhai bola tapkane ka nahi..
yeee.. Bhai ko bol sankai khopdi ko samjhane ka nahi..sala

Phone ringing..yeh number waist hain…thodi der baad dial kare..
Ringing ..Hello Tupling ..main chikna..yeh RC kidar hai re..
aree uski maa ki sala
“Daru zidar RC udhar”..”Daru zidar RC udhar..”
Phone ringing..
hey maya dolas hai nam hain na tera..main saudh ,kya chata hai re?
Mumbaiiiiii….

In the Mumbaii, all over Indiahaa,
we are the bhaiiis, we are the bhaiiiis

In the Mumbaii, all over Indiahaa,
we are the bhaiiis, we are the bhaiiiis

Aye ganpat chal daroo laa,
aye ganpat chal daroo laa
Ice chala soda kam thoda pani mila,
ice chala soda kam thoda pani mila
Thoda table wable saaf karrr de na yaar,
thoda table wable saaf karrr de na yaar
Aye ganpatt, ganpat, Aye ganpatt ganpat, woooo

tring tring..

Hello Maya bhai main saudh bol raha hoon bhai..
salam alekum saudh bhai , kaise phone kiya?
Salam..Bhai..yeh chota sajan ke log muje bahut dhoond rahe hain..
main bahut paresan ho gayela bhai..mereko dhundte rehte hai bhai..bhai kuch karoo..bhai..kuch
Saudh bhai aap phone karo..main abhi chota sajan se baaat karta hoon ..apna chota bhai hai
aap jaisa bolenge waise ho jaega..khuda hafiz..
ringing again….

Hello chota Sajan , bhai main maya bol raha hoon, Namaskar..
are maya ji namaskar namsakar..kaise yaaad kiya?
Bas bhai aapse chota sa kaam tha..abhi phone aaya tha saudh bhai ka, pakistan se..

Dekho muje koi lafda nahi chaiye tum dono ganga ka india main..
jo bhi karna hain plsss desh ke bahar karo..
thik hain maya jo tu kehta hain waise he hoga..
NAMASKARRRR..

Bhai hoon mein, bhai, tu fikar na kar,
uski maa ki, uski bhen ki, jo dekhe idhar
apun ko bata de kabhi howe fantar,
sabki fattti apne naamse apun jaye jidhar
thoda coke shok to apun ke dost ko de na yaar,
thoda coke shok to apun ke dost ko de na yaar
Aye ganpatt, ganpat, aye ganpat CHAL, daroo laa..

ringing..
heeyey(Sharukh ’s  Tuttering voice) maya bhai main farrook bol raha hooon farrook..
Ha bol farook bhai bol kya baat hain..(But its actually Vivek’s Stroy)

yeeehhh Kaish(Aishwarya) apne aap ko samajti kya hain?
shooting main muje Balwan(Salman Khan) ke phone aate hai..muje dukhi karta rehta hain..
Maya bhai ..pls thik karo usko..
Are farook..tu phone rakh yaar..Kaish apni muuuuaaahh bacchi hain..tu phone rakh main baat karta hoon..

ringing…again..

Helloji main Kaishwaryaji se baat kar sakta hoon?
who’s on the line?
Maya bol raha hoon..Maya ? who maya?(Karan Johar hehehe)
ayyee Pandu bhutiye..
Kaishwarya jiii Kaishwarya jiii apke liye kisi maya ji ka phone hain..
abhi aaya na sala line pe..salaaa nimbo…huhhelloo

Hellohuhhelloo maya..Hello kaish…this is the baap of hindi pop..
hiii mayaaa..how r u?
yayayaya baby yeh tera farook ke saath main kya lafda hain?nahi maya..
thik hain na baby..uski phati padti hai..yeyeyeyyeeee..sambhal na usko..
sambhal na usko..sambhal na apne bacche ko…i knw maya i knw..
Bye baby..love u..
bye maya love u…

Bipasha Mallika Priyanka ya ho Kaishvarya rai,
Jaye saali jaa ke jahan marzi maraye
yash chopra, subash ghai apni picture banaye
apun ko kya lena jaise taise paise kamaye
apun ko to chahiye din mein special chai
shaam ko daroo, raat ko ladki aurrr neend aa jaye.
Aye ganpatt, aye ganpat CHAL

ringing..

Maya !!dimag pe zyada zor mat dal..main DCP khan ..
bahut ho gaya tera game shame chal abhi band kar dukaan..
Do minute baat kiya to yeh mat samajna ki chod dunga main..
meri ganag main aaja khan full support dunga main..
Saale Bhadve ..2- 4 ko tapkake amitabh bacchan banta hain , chupppp
meri ek ek goli pe tera naam likha hain..

Tereko photo bheju apni …Chalega?
yehi nazar aaega last time tu jab marega..

Maya bhai zindabad..maya bhai zindabad..(chorus)

Congress samta party ya fir howe BJP
sabko sport(support) hoti only tere bhai kee
Koi sala faltoo bole to tapka dalta  mein
maar maar ke, maar maar ke, faaad dalata mein
Thoda murga-shurga murga-shurga de na yaar,
thoda murga-shurga murga-shurga de na yaar
Aye ganpatt, CHAL daroo laa,
aye ganpat, huh, challl darooo laa.

Comon comon and everybody,
comon comon and move your body,
comon comon and shake your body,
In the Mumbaii, all over Indiahaa,
we are the bhaiiis, we are the bhaiiiis

Comon comon and everybody,
comon comon and move your body,
comon comon and shake your body, yeahhh

In the Mumbaii, all over Indiahaa,
we are the bhaiiis, we are the bhaiiiis

Aye ganpatt, …. aye ganpat,….. aye ganpat
pannn ye ganpatt kaun hein…
 

How to use torrents to Download movies ,mp3 and other files

What is BitTorrent?
BitTorrent (often abbreviated to ‘BT’) is a protocol (a set of rules and description of how to do things) allowing you to download files quickly by allowing people downloading the file to upload (distribute) parts of it at the same time. BitTorrent is often used for distribution of very large files, very popular files and files available for free, as it is a lot cheaper, faster and more efficient to distribute files using BitTorrent than a regular download.

µTorrent is a BitTorrent client. A ‘client’ in this case is a computer program that follows the rules of a protocol. For example, HTTP (HyperText Transfer Protocol) is the protocol used to download web pages and other content – like this page – and your HTTP client (or browser) is the program you use to get those web pages. Some popular browsers include Microsoft Internet Explorer, Mozilla Firefox, Safari, and Opera. To an extent, they all work the same way because they follow the same set of rules.

Just as there are multiple HTTP clients, there are multiple BitTorrent clients, and µTorrent is one such BT client.

I have made this video..just for those people who doesnt know the power of torrents and are always in need of finding ways for downloading latest movies ,songs,ebooks and stuffs..check it out..
you need a ‘torrent file’ (often abbreviated as ‘.torrent’ or just ‘torrent’) to download content available using BitTorrent

In this example..The site used for downloading torrent is

http://www.torrentportal.com

BitTorrent client used is Utorrent 1.6 you can download it from here.
Just click the green DOWNLOAD Button..

• Now you just need to add torrent file to your TorrentClient..
• Follow the video for detail steps..its really very very simple

Top 5 Torrent’s downloading  site..

1. Torrentz

2. Mininova

3. ThePirateBay

4. Torrentspy

5. Isohunt

A Rat Knocking on my Door

Rats are the most intelligent animals I have seen but not read.This impression is not the result of the HollyWood flick “Ratatoullie”.Sanjay dutt had a Major saab visting him everynight at sharp 12:30 or 1 am in his 10*10 ka flat.The Major knew the inmate ,the various entry,exit and all the konakopcha of his terriotry ;also never missed its duty to make rounds every midnight.

I occupy a falt on 3rd floor of a 40 -50 yr’ s old building built by the CentralGovernment of India.The place is clean on 3 sides baring the west side of the building facing railway station which has some good filth surrounding it.On a perfect night sharp at 1:30 am ..we have a major from the westzone visiting us.I never thought that he was capable of climbing Everest.The bastard is an uninvited guest breaking to my home when the whole world sleeps.He was a casual visitor until his fingerprints was noticed by my Mom.My computer cable was churned like a bubblegum.The last possible target was the rice bag which was untouched as he was well behaved and gave us that much privacy to keep away from my bedroom.

Does he has a timex watch and a direction compass gifted by Jack Sparrow?
The little bastard has won my faith surely that he is clever than my class five teacher.
The approximate distance to climb 3rd floor will be arnd 20 meters or so..Also our windows are all protected by old net grill fashion.But the ventilator were always open.He exactly new the place ,the window and the time for arrival and departure.
Day before yest ,my dad blocked the ventilator with a woodden board also the opening in the kitchen next to the exhaust fan.That night i was awake and  was desperatley waiting for my Major Saab.Exactly at 1:30am he knocked the now blocked ventilator board.He wasn’t aware that …i was waiting for him,but as a casual observer.”Main kanoon ko apne haath main nahi leta” .
And yes..I fear rats.they are so quick and dirty,difficult to trace and blackish.My sis almost had an eyelock wid him once and she screamed even when no one was at home.Coming back..He kept knocking as if i will welcome him in.Later he desperately tried the entry from the kitchen which was again in vain.I kept marvelling at his judgement about directions of all entry and exits.We offered him poison inside wheat floor but again he was not a local havaldar..he was after all a well trained Major.He could smell and reject the tasteless ball.

So much for the him ,that we informed other residents about the adventure of Majorsaab and how we succeeded in  making him helpless to cross the laxman rekha.
Is there nothing to eat out there on indian roads that these scum are approaching the terrace floor?What wud be the condition of our grnd floor families.?
That day i felt like buying a sniper and making a kill out of all those underground goons.Even cats fear them as i dont see them making a move in their area.We have some stray dogs who are good for nothing.I wish they some how evolve to eat rats.
I will wait 2night for Majorsaab again .Lets see how many days he keeps on trying to break in my apartment.(2day is the 3rd day)

He should understand that getting a visa for my apartment is not a cake walk.Am not sure wether he will give up.He is a true fighter thou.We need such people with same determination and accuracy to run our nation.Anyway..ppl running the nation are also Rats.They eat eat eat till they die.They reproduce,reproduce and churn the legs of every table standing.A politician is a bigger rat who fears no one.One can close all the ventilators but he can still smother you.we are like cockroaches for them.Ample in size and quantity.Ready to eat like 2 minute noodles.We make a healthy diet and we choose them after all.That rat and this rat.Rats everywhere!!!

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Life god fate and me

Sometimes i really try to brainstorm about who we are,why are we living on this planet about re-incarnation,about soul and heaven-hell and all such stupid things.Trying to find answers of such complex questions is really the mission of life for some researchers..But trying to question everything is not the perorgative of only reasearchers..  

coming back..I really wonder about the word called “naseeb”(fate).
What is Fate?Fate of a person means that every period of life of a person is pre-decided or is going to happen in future at any cost.Fate is the order of the supreme power “god” written or decided for every human.
which means if everything is predecided then why should we worry about our future?Finally no matter wat we do..Everything is going to happen as per the plan chalk out by the supreme power.Is there a chance of any modification to one’s fate?If every actions performed by us are actually been predefined by god..it means god is running our life like a puppet.

So any action performed by us is by the will of the god like murdering,rape,bank loot,massacre…because it was bound to happen.Any murderer can claim that he is innocent ,as its not his fault or his will..it was the will of the god.But someone can argue that if god is there then devil should also be there.But if we punish a human for his deed are we punishing the devil inside him?Because then we make third assumption about human soul as a separate entity which can  be controlled by both God or Devil.
So finally its our soul which bears the brunt of acts done by god/devil.

People say god is omnipresent..then why cant it stop child abuses,bombblast in its own place of worship like temples or mosques?

If we die wat happens to us?our life? our so called soul?
When some one dies ..how we the living ones can presume about where the deadmans soul is heading for?bcos we can never have a clue about wat happens after death.But then why do we try to do things which will land us somewhere about which we dont know if anyone’s been there.Even if we assume that life exists even after death..then too how can we be sure to look back at our life after our death?

Either god has ownership of everything we see around us living or non living or it’s playing a partial role.

Assumption 1:God has ownership of everything we see around us living or non living.

why did god created 1000 of species from small micro-organisms to the Blue Whale. wat’s his purpose in providing oxygen on earth atmosphere or are we customized to breath oxygen ?
Why only earth has life …If god wants he cud have created life on more than one planet..and if we be lucky..why not our neighbouring ones..how can he control the life of all living creature on planet earth?

Assumption 2:God has a partial role to play.
If such were the case then we have darwin’s and many other theories about evolution, inception of universe which can be considered credible enough to an extent.But wat if someone argues like god just created initially and then left all otherthings on themselves.Means partial support to ones life.Partial role in the universe.He doesn’t cares about the no of trees,grass ..flowers,insects,animals..but only about humans.

I have talked a lot..i knw too much of stress can result in such kind of thinking..I need a break!!!

Third Division merits a cry

The following post is not to justify reservation or start a debate again  but its kind of a counter argument and some  cynical facts ; just to share some knowledge with you guys.

Lets start with a real story.

It was around 1856 when the Madras College came into being. But, from the start, it faced a peculiar problem – the college building had come up with all other infrastructural facilities, and professors from England, but not enough students to make the college viable.
India has a big pool of historians who know every detail of the modern history, and many have mastered even the world history. What they know not, or don’t like to know, is the story of the College, and the history of modern education. They took no pains in explaining as why the College had shortage of students, and how that problem was to be resolved. They would also not tell as to when, why and for whom was Third Class considered as pass.
 
Till the Madras college came into being some where in 1850s, the pass marks required at Intermediate level was a minimum of 40 per cent, and First and Second were the only divisions. 
 
On the insistence of the Indians (read Brahmans), the pass percentage requirement was brought down to 33 per cent, and Third Division introduced. The College soon got enough students to justify its existence. By all accounts, this was the first victory the merit lobby had won in the past one millennium. We can understand, and sympathise with them.
 
As said by an author:

“While I have begun my research in procuring those crucial documents from archives, the Report of the Indian Universities Commission (1902) gives an idea. While discussing the results of the Matriculation examination for the year 1901, the report (page 45) says: “We were told that at Calcutta 1,400 more candidates would have failed had the standard in English been 40 percent of the marks instead of 33 per cent.” 
 
Many a merit theorists cite failure rate of Dalit/Adivasi students at Medical/Engineering/Management Colleges, which is often less than a percent, as a reason to scrap reservations. 
The meritorious historians however, would not tell the failure rate of their own people. According to Progress of Education in India (1922-1927), Vol. 1, Page 40, the failure rate of students in MBBS stood at 47 per cent, and in Engineering, at 34 per cent.
 
They would also not tell us as how during 1860s’, their ancestors were afraid of taking science and mathematics as subjects of studies, and were in fact, bribed to study sciences and medicine. Despite huge failure rates, the British government continued promoting science education amongst them.
 
Despite being victims of social segregation, and economic deprivation, and as the newest entrant in the world of learning, Dalit/Adivasis never demanded bringing down pass marks to, say, 20 per cent? 
Did Dalits/Adivasis demand adding a Fourth division?
Or, did Dalits/Adivasis demand any reservation in examination for getting degrees?
 
What all Dalits have insisted is reservation during admissions, and many of them do better than those students who had higher percentage of marks at the time of admissions.what difference it would make between 70 per cent and 90 per cent at plus two level, or similar situation in an entrance test.
Can any one say with certainty that the 70 per cent mark sheet holder is superior to the 50 per cent mark sheet holder in intelligence?  
Can any one say with certainty that those who pass with first class are necessarily better than the second class degree holders at work places?
So in short when  our grandparents(not dalits) were struggling from maths and science and were getting passed  with atleast 33 percent and they made up build the nation (note the dalits were out of sight)the britisher’s no matter wat gave them education and brought them up. So can one say why did they struggled?Bco’s if u pull out a child from slum and start teaching him maths and science ,IN GENERAL he will struggle and not score 90% or so.So u r grandparents struggled so u r comfortable now. 

Modern Indian Architecture

Architecture is the barometer for Grandeur, Pride, Advancement for all civilization, countries and culture right from from the Egyptian, European, Chinese, Greek and Indus Valley Civilization.

India has some of the finest Architectural/Carving wonders as old as 500 BC.No one can question the Dome of great Taj Mahal,the ever standing pillar of Qutub Minar,the Ajanta and Ellora Carvings of Buddha,Innumerable Temples with finest pieces of carving work,natural paintings etc.

When thinking of Old India;it mesmerizes my mind thinking of the passion people had for such great human made structures.Many great palaces,monuments of worship of every religion and faith are still standing with dignity.some have wilted against the power of sun,wind and the great monsoon but other’s still standing; speaking proudly of its era..its importance at that time and showing the world of the power of kings and queens at those time,about the culture and the artisrty of its people.The magestic skills of hundreds of craftsmen working 2gether and making something possible to admire,to fall in love with, giving us some of the finest piece of arts in the whole world.
Now it is time for the Modern India which is marching forward confidently in spite of knowing its problems of a Rich-Poor divide. What the modern India needs is building’s which can raise the morale and dignity of a well developed nation which is technically advanced  and which should blend  with the cultural landscapes of India.

But I can see a big void out there.Can anyone count me the modern marvells of India?.All we can spot is glass clad buildings of software Industry.Infosys and Wipro has taken a stride ahead to show the world ,their power by trying to build something big and modern.Still am not satisfied with the passion people /government officials/bureaucrats/ have for modern architecture and Mega Structures.

No one wants to give India a WORLD TRADE CENTER, PERTONAS TOWER or a BURZ AL ARAB  etc needs to mention many more great pieces of work.

Check out the greats buildings of all time out here..Should we only count on our rich past and its  structures and style.Why can’t modern India build something which shows our power and our ability to the world.If we are ahead in space , nuclear energy, automobiles then why can’t we give our people some classic ..some great Mega Structure to be proud off?.During my visit to Nashik last year..i fell in love with human made marvells made of stone and granite.Nashik has some very old and beautiful temples.I liked especially KALA RAM GORA RAM temple.Cant wait to visit AJANTA AND ELLORA soon.

I am really passionate about Buildings and Mega Structures.Whenever I encounter any episode of MEGA STRUCTURES on NATGEO ..i feel why can’t India decide on making something as big ,huge and technology wise the first to implement a great piece of architecture marvell.where are our architects ? where can they show their skill?

Modern India is pathetic in terms of city planning.During british tenure we were gifted with some great buildings located at South Mumbai.The CST and Churchgate Station being  two of them to mention.During that period there was no need to build such huge Stations considering the population of mumbai ,still they(britishers) made it so large keeping foresight in consideration and now we are reaping its benefits 2day.Is there any station both in central and western railways made by Independent India as huge as them?Every Railway station in mumbai suburbs have choked platform bridges.Some so narrow that it takes 15 minutes to cross one bridge.Modern India has failed pathetically in basic Infrastructure and its quality.It cannot be ignored.This shows our degraded behaviour, our lack of liking for  quality, our meagre expectations.Finally wat we expect is wat we get.

Why should China,Malayasia,Japan,US, Europe have all the fun with skyscrapers?

I am handicapped

Yes..correct

2day morning when i was coming to officie on my bike …. no no.. Dont think that much wild. The matter is related to my previous post.

I CANT COMMENT ON  WORDPRESS BLOGS!!! (pls note … am screaming)

The rule of the Block engine is such that if its finds “comments” word in the url of the browser..then that page is a hot property to be blocked.So slowly and steadily wordpress is also on the verge of getting blocked.

Is their a better word than handicapped? I can view my blog and read comments but I can’t comment on it.
So frnds.. Henceforth .I will not be as active on wordpress as I used to be. . I will try to read your blogs by GOOGLE READER.

but that too …not the full story…

This is a perfect example where i can file a PIL for “Freedom of speech”

Blogs are getting blocked

Friends..

 This is a terrible news for me and for all those people who’s company’s internet usage policy is so damn strict that even blogs are Blocked from intranet access.

 Currently Blogspot is blocked; WordPress Blogs are working fine thou.

Anoop, its good that you sitched to wordpress..now i can check your blog.Tell srini to move too.

The earlier restriction to Public-emailing sites, chatting domains, Online-gaming and Social Networking and Personal sites was considered acceptable, but bringing blogs under the scanner is really bit harsh.
No one can waste so much time in blogging or surfing if they are kept busy during officie hrs.Its only those benchers or lucky souls who inspite of being assigned to project ; those who are free can find time to browse through blogs and spread their word and why not?.

Well as of now, WordPress isn’t blocked; but soon it will also come under the microscope of the IT Security Guys here , then how will i maintain / update my blog? I dont have a connection at my room. The bandwidth available in the company is lightening fast and surely the best use of the resource allowing quick browsing thru comments and updating ourselves about the latest post from fellow bloggers/friends.

My question is why not Ban all Trading Sites too.Well its just out of frustation (even i dont want them banned)..Infact, I wud love to have access to everything..but yeah..i agree its not possible and feasible.My colleagues are heavily using the Trading sites to make profits and to keep their money growing.If spending time to manage your portfolio is OK ,then why not blogs?Bcos even PM’s(project Managers) and SPM’s(Senior Project Manager) do the same dabbling in the Market all day.
Myself, having a small blog is denied access; forget that i even make any profit out of it.Not fair huh?

Lets hope that the day is too far when eventually wordpress will get blocked.

Break Dance video

 I loved the 2nd guy…he is superb… yo yo

WordPress comments

Fellas….am posting this well known information just for those who may not be aware of this features from wordpress and therefore not using it for their advantage.

Actually I have noticed many of my post are discussed incompletely or many comments are unanswered.Isn’t it tedious to just look at your latest comments section for following up..i fear it can’t work for longer threads…

All comments made by you in wordpress and the responses to your comments can be traced with just one click.No need to hop around Indiviuals blogs of wordpress to check out the responses to your comments.

One just need to login to your acount and then click the “My Dashboard” for “My Comments ” section. I presume ,no one can miss this super cool feature..but then , ppl are missing to follow up their comments. I  like commenting a lot and my main problem was to track my comments; which was solved by this feature provided by wordpress.

So those guys ,who are fully aware can ignore this information.But plzzzzzzz ..you need to respond to comments made on your comments/posts 

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